Eat my Shorts
Remember Bart Simpson's famous words from the 90s? Of course you do. Here's an irreverent exercise
for poet bloggers. Check out the surrealist machine called The Eater of Meaning. Type in the URL of your blog and start the engine. The results are a cut-up version of your blog. For example, the heading of my Ashbery story below turned into: I Wandering my Housewife Daydreams. Add your favorite distorted headline as a comment. Or write a new poem using that phrase as the title or first line.

