Carrie: When I was a baby I killed a few times.
Baba: You did?
Carrie: Yeah, but I was a baby then.
Baba: How did you kill them?
Carrie: A gun
Baba: What did you kill, Carrie?
Carrie: Books. Because they didn't have horses in them.
Oh, man. She's a pistol, isn't she?
Um. Heh.
--elswhere
Posted by: Els Kushner | 09 August 2009 at 11:39 AM